Paris Gets a Break (Of Course)
It's so annoying that the justice system just can't get it together enough to send Paris to jail for 45 whole days.
Paris' sentence has been shortened because of "good behavior", officials said yesterday. The heiress will now serve a measly 23 days in a "special needs" unit of a facility. An L.A. County sheriff's spokesman said that she'll be staying in a two-person cell reserved for "high-profile" inmates, and that she'll have at least an hour a day to shower, watch TV, play outside, or talk on the phone.
What?
Good behavior? Talk on the phone?
When Marcia Brady got punished she wasn't even allowed to play in the potato sack race in her backyard?
Blasphemy.
