Paris is Going to Jail!
Makes. My. Day.
Paris Hilton has been sentenced to jail, friends -- and I'm sitting here at my desk having a great big cackle over it.
According to TMZ.com, Paris was sentenced to 45 days in L.A. County jail for violating her probation in a reckless driving case. Here's what they say went down:
An emotional Paris, with tears welling up in her eyes, told the judge moments before the decision "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Witnesses inside the courtroom say that Paris' parent, Rick and Kathy Hilton, were both visibly upset as the sentence was handed down. Kathy, we're told, was especially distraught.
Paris will begin to serve her sentence on June 5, which is now my favorite day ever.
