Courting Paris

I bet Paris is psyched that she gets to put on her "big girl clothes" today, as she is scheduled to make an appearance in L.A. Superior Court where prosecutors will try and get the princess 45 days in the slammer. Paris, who pleaded no contest last January to alcohol-related reckless driving, was on probation when she was pulled over. She signed a document acknowledging she was not allowed to drive. Then, in February, the dim-wit was pulled over again. She claimed she didn't know she wasn't allowed to drive. In addition to jail time, lawyers want Paris sober for 90 days and are requesting the heiress wear, horror of horrors, an ankle tracking device! Don't they know that will seriously throw off all of her previous outfit planning? But, oh, the parties that will be thrown if Paris goes to jail! I can see the invites now. They'll be all pink and furry, with black and white stripes, smelling from just a hint of the finest champagne. Ooooh! I love a party!

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