Paris Hilton and Benji Madden (Joel's brother, Nicole Richie's almost brother-in-law) have been seen together numerous times in the past week, and more than one gossip source is saying that these two are a new item. According to PageSix.com, they "were seen canoodling at the Ritz in St. Louis, and sat next to each other on their flight back to L.A. yesterday, but when they were leaving the airport they refused to walk next to each other. When asked if they are dating, Benji stayed silent, and Paris just smiled."
Gag me with a silver spoon!
My friend D seems to think that Paris is just hooking up with Joel so she can get herself a baby that will be cousin's with Nicole's kid, which I'm inclined to believe, considering Paris does all kinds of stupid things for all kinds of stupid reasons. And Benji's on the rebound since getting dumped by Sophie Monk just a few weeks ago, so he's vulnerable.
Don't fall into her clutches, Ben. And DO NOT give her a baby!!