According to PageSix.com, Paris Hilton has reportedly been getting to the set of her movie, The Hottie and the Nottie, late and can't learn her lines. "Everyone is really fed up with her right now," said a tipster for the tab.
Who here is surprised? Raise your hand. Anyone? Bueller?
Mmm, k. That's what I thought.
In Paris' defense, her producer Hadeel Reda claimed, "I think people are going to be shocked at how good she is."
Hahahahah. That's the funniest thing I've heard all morning. Granted, it's only 8:13, but I think that'll stick until at least noonish.