Paris Hilton's New Movie -- Not So Hottie
It gives me great pleasure to announce to you that Paris Hilton's new movie, The Hottie and the Nottie, has been ranked the worst movie of all time by IMDB users!
That's bad, people. It ranked below American Idol's From Justin to Kelly. That's real bad. But, this honor should not come as a shock to Paris, as four out of her five movies are ranked in IMDB's bottom 100. And these people know what they're talking about -- they ranked The Godfather as the best movie.
I'm sure Paris doesn't care, though. She's just so happy to be able to stare at herself on a big, giant screen for 90 whole minutes -- no matter how torturous they may be.