"For five seasons I was stuck doing this character. It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it's not who I am. I just say jokes but they think I'm serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because - whatever - it's just entertainment."
-- Paris Hilton, to the British morning show GMTV, on how her ditzy image is just that
Really, Paris? Then why do reality television, if you're not a dummy and are just playing one on TV?