Paris Hilton is Such a Doll

Paris Hilton, a.k.a. Captain Obvious, was caught leaving the Ritz Carlton in New York yesterday. In a T-shirt proudly stating, "I LOVE SHOES, BAGS & BOYS," gigantic sunglasses, flashing the peace sign, and accompanied by her newest toy puppy and a clothing handler/bodyguard, Paris mugged for the paps like only she can. She might just be the most ridiculous person ever. I think she might actually believe she's a doll -- like a cheesy Barbie -- complete with all of her accessories. You know what? I should totally market that -- she'd probably buy them all and then I'd be a millionaire.

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