Paris Hilton Sued for "Billions"

This might be the funniest thing I've heard in at least a week (that Kid Rock Waffle House debacle still takes the top spot --for now). Some crazy lady is suing Paris Hilton for allegedly stealing her style! Really! first obtained the court documents, regarding a personal complaint filed by Nicolle O'Neill, who claims she suffers "emotional distress" because of Paris and swears the heiress has stolen her style, including fashion-related "patens" [sic] and "stiling" [sic] tips.

That's right. There are a full two pages of handwritten, ridiculous documents that detail specific charges against Paris, including a claim that Par stole Nicole's brilliant idea to expose her "je-streeng underware (bikiny)" [sic] beneath her jeans and her idea to shop in vintage stores for '60s-style dresses. Because Nicole thought of those all by herself. Yes, she did. Paris's "victim" is seeking "billions" in damages. LOVE IT!

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