Paris Hilton - Swine Living (MySpace Exclusive)
It just doesn't get any dumber than this.
Check out this TMZ video of Paris Hilton, who says she's not worried about the swine flu breakout because she "doesn't eat that."
I was going to make the joke that, taking Paris' enlightened train of thought into consideration, vegetarians must not have to worry about chicken pox, but the sarcastic narrator on the video beat me to it.
Check it out.