It almost pains me to post this, just because Paris Hilton could not possibly love being the center of attention anymore and, by putting this up, I'm totally giving her what she wants, but I just had to. I have eyes, and I can see that Paris is an attractive girl, but, when it comes to dancing, she is just an awkward mess. In this clip, the heiress, who was a judge in the Miss Turkey pageant, gets pulled up on stage by a contestant who is belly dancing. Paris joins in and shakes it all about. I don't think her version could be any farther from sexy, but you decide for yourself.