I think Paris Hilton might be reading this blog. Remember the other day when I suggested that Paris get knocked up, like BFF Nicole Richie, so she can change her life and clean up her act like Nic seems to have done? Well, I think Paris might be considering my advice.
The heiress told People.com, at the Nissan Live Sets One Year Anniversary Party, that she, too, wants to have a baby, so that her kid can hang with Nicole's kid. "Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old," she said. "I was just telling her, 'I want a baby so that our babies can play together.'"
Paris, if you're reading this, NOOOOO! I was only kidding. I kid a lot on this blog. Ha, ha. Just joking. Totally joking. Not serious. DO NOT get pregnant. Believe me, taking care of a kid is a lot harder than shuffling those dogs around. Wait it out.
P.S. Those sunglasses you wore in China? Awful.