Daily Blabber: Paris Hilton's Foul Mouth

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt double their fun, and Britney Spears shops 'til she drops. Plus, Paris Hilton sucks face with Jared Leto, Simon Rex and Elisha Cuthbert.

So here's the dilly:

According to Star Magazine, after months of grueling fertility treatments, Angelina Jolie is pregnant--with Brad Pitt's TWINS!! Om namo! I guess that puts the Katrina orphan baby plan on hold. Or not. When asked if the couple planned to stop at six, an "insider" reported they'd probably keep on keepin on with the adoptions and what-not, but for now they plan to focus solely on their twinny-twin-twins: Jesse William and Marcheline!

And speaking good things coming to those who don'twait. Paris Hilton was apparently livin it up at the Sundance Film Festival, where OK reports, she tongue- swabbed as many as three different men in as little as three days. Good thing she got those lips! According to OK!, Miss champagne-in-a-can-can's first lip-lock was Jared Leto whom she also straddled. Who wouldn't? Next was actor Simon Rex. Then some mystery man in the kitchen at the Heineken Green room on Jan 20. And those two didn't only swap spit. No indeed. The billionaire bobbed-NOT-tie demanded that her phantom lover kiss her then ram shrimp sushi in her collagen- enhanced maw. But one man's shriveled shrimp couldn't satisfy our hungry heiress. No sir. The Post reports Paris was spotted next at a club in New York's Meat-packing district making out with 24's Elisha Cuthbert. Cuthbert's rep denies this allegation, but according to other revelers, their lady lip-lock lasted more than a minute. Important to note that Paris has also allegedly been spotted table-dancing at "Lesbeterian" bars with Lindsay Lohan's former roomie Courtney Semel.

Meanwhile, after allegedly hooking up with Kate Hudson at Club Villa on January 11, Star Mag reports that Cheaty-Mc-Cheaterstein Justin Timberlake hopped a flight to London to save his sagging romance with Jessica Biel. According to Star, she was cold at first, but then he broke her down at dinner and she forgave him. JESS-I-CA. Feel this fact: A rose by any other name still smells a rose, know what I'm saying? That way madness lies.

And finally, TMZ reports that as a pre-quel to her looming and much-publicized secret "intervention," Britney Jean bought herself a new Mercedes! What's more, she and "manager" Sam Lufti were subsequently spotted in the Hustler Store in LA where our Brisket perused the KAMA SUTRA (Rabbit man need rabbit woman, not elephant woman) and then bought a necklace.... And a sandwich....(?)

See you tomorrow. Until then, check out the Daily Blabber blog for more amazing celebrity gossip. Or stay right here for more Daily Blabber TV. I'm Emily Stone. Smells ya.

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