Making the world a better place will just have to wait -- Paris Hilton has her priorities, people! The sprung-from-the-can heiress called in a team of beauty experts, presumably to rid her all of that dirty jail crud that must have caked up on her for the last 23 days. First on the list? New hair extensions! "Full length, 20 inches of extensions....blonde, of course," a rep for DreamCatchers Hair Extensions told The Insider.
Obviously Paris wants to look her best when she screws Barbara Walters and talks to Larry King on Wednesday night. I can't wait to hear about Paris' plans to improve our crazy world. Perhaps she's thinking hair extensions are just what the doctor ordered for our out-of-control land? It would certainly help the likes of one desperate woman in need. Right, Britney?