Instead of naming Patrick "McDreamy" Dempsey the Sexiest Man Alive (the honor went to the well-deserving Matt Damon), People mag has given the TV doc the title of "Star of the Year", in its year end double issue.
Sounds like a consolation prize to us, but I'd take it. I think I'll start a magazine called Train Wreck -- where every week the biggest hot messes are featured on the cover and, at the end of the year, we give out the "Train Wreck Awards". Obviously, "All Around Train Wreck of the Year" would go to Britney Spears. Amy Winehouse could win "Favorite Drunk and Wandering Train Wreck" and Tara Reid would be named "In Desperate Need of a Sandwich Train Wreck." Have any train wreck awards you'd like to give out?
For more on the good and bad of the past 365 days, check out our Winners & Losers of 2007 slide show.