Paula, Paula, Paula. When will she learn that every time she opens that mouth of hers something ridiculous comes out?
In a new interview with Nightline, airing Thursday, Paula Abdul says she's pretty sure nobody could ever replace her on American Idol -- especially not newbie Kara DioGuardi.
"I don't think anyone [can]," Paula said. "First of all, Kara says, 'I could never replace you.'"
"Whenever there is change, it's not about replacing anybody, it's about possibly moving on," Paula, who's forever our girl even if her contact with Idol is up at the end of this season, said in the interview. But "I love the show, I do," she continued. "I love what I do on the show, and I'm loving it more this season than ever. It's taken me awhile to get comfortable in my own skin with the show."
It's pretty obvious that Paula continues to live in her own pretty, little world. She's still denying that she's ever been messed up on drugs or alcohol ("I've never been drunk in my life. I don't like it. It's not my thing" and "You can check my medical records...I was never on Oxycontin or Vicadin or anything like that. I was on nerve medicine and anti-inflammatories"), but what about the numerous meltdowns she had on her reality show Hey Paula?
"That was NOT an accurate documentation of my life! I'm falling asleep and a camera is on me!" she insists. "I don't have anything that's shameful. I don't have anything to be embarrassed about."
Okay, has she seen any episodes of that show?
You know what, though? She's right about one thing -- nobody can replace her.
