Dogs in Bowties! Ferrets in Berets! 20 Cute (& Crazy) Outfits to Buy for Your Pet

Some people just love to dress up their animals, but are these pet outfits, ahem, purr-fectly acceptable ... or just barking mad?

Pet Bow Tie

Pet Bow Tie

Petkaboodle.com

Some people just radiate dignity.

To buy:
Pet bow tie, from $5.91 at petkaboodle.com

Ferret Beret

Pet Bow Tie

ferret.com

It’s a soft ‘t’ in ‘ferret’ also.

To buy: Ferret beret, $2.80 at ferret.com

Pig Hoodie

Pig Hoodie

Piggear.com

One of the few things better than a pig in a blanket is a pig in a hoodie.

To buy: Pig hoodie, $27.95 at piggear.com

Gourmet Chef Horse Outfit

Gourmet Chef Horse Outfit

thehorsetailor.com

—Take this back and tell the chef he’s an ass!
—Actually, he’s a thoroughbred, sir.


To buy:
Gourmet chef horse outfit, $140 at thehorsetailor.com

Dog Overalls

Dog Overalls

Amazon.com

Hey, Funky Bunch! Can we just stop with all the terrible 1990s throwbacks already?

To buy:
Dog overalls, $18 at amazon.com

Rat Sweater & Hat

Rat Sweater & Hat

theagilerat.com

The sweater’s great, but is the hat too 'country-mouse'?

To buy: Rat sweater, $12; Rat hat, $3.87 at theagilerat.com

Parrot Tuxedo with Tails

Parrot Tuxedo with Tails

flightquarters.com

Polly does not want a cracker, Polly wants a silver-tipped cane and top hat.

To buy:
Parrot tuxedo with tails FlightSuit, from $26.99 at flightquarters.com

Dog Kimono

Dog Kimono

gramercypet.com

The memoirs of this geisha read: “Ate mail, took nap, peed in slippers, chased cat. Was good day.”

To buy:
Dog kimono in ‘Plum Blossom’, from $61 at gramercypet.com

Guinea Pig Golf Gear

Guinea Pig Golf Gear

Thecavycottage.com

PETA goes crazy if you even hint at playing golf with a guinea pig. They just don’t get it.

To buy:
Guinea pig golfer costume, $25 at thecavycottage.com

Ferret Turtleneck

Ferret Turtleneck

Amazon.com

Ferrets get a bad rap, but pop a pink roll-neck on one and it basically transforms her into the Zooey Deschanel of the pet world.

To buy: Ferret sweater, $11.06 at amazon.com

Hamster Bag

Hamster Bag

freewebs.com

Where else does a hamster keep her phone, her make-up and her sesame seeds?

To buy:
Hamster back pack, $1.50 at freewebs.com

Plaid Shirt for Dogs

Plaid Shirt for Dogs

etsy.com

Will hipsters ever ditch their dumb haircuts and plaid shirts?

To buy: Plaid shirt for dogs, 14.90 at etsy.com

Goose Sombrero

Goose Sombrero

theagilerat.com

The poncho isn’t available, which is a shame because it really ties the look together.

To buy:
Goose sombrero, $3.95 at theagilerat.com

Chicken Tutu

Chicken Tutu

Etsy.com

Henrietta’s favorite designer has always been Eggsy Johnson.

To buy:
Chicken tutu, from $12 at etsy.com

Guinea Pig Cowboy Hat

Guinea Pig Cowboy Hat

theagilerat.com

To update his look, Guinea Ray Cyrus cut off his mullet, but kept the cowboy hat.

To buy:
Guinea pig cowboy hat, $3.99 at theagilerat.com

Knitted Hat for Dogs

Dog Knit Hat

etsy.com

There’s a fine line between “individual” and “loner.”

To buy: Knit hat for dogs, $12.50 at etsy.com

Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

ebay.com

Ironically, the cat looks deflated.

To buy:
Inflatable unicorn horn for cats, $4.95 at ebay.com

Biker Dog Costume

Biker Dog Costume

amazon.com

You can spot an undercover narc a mile away.

To buy:
Biker dog costume, $29.96 at amazon.com

Rabbit Hat for Cats

Rabbit Cat Hat

etsy.com

When kitty said he was into Deadmau5 he meant an actual dead mouse.

To buy:
Rabbit hat for cats, $18 at etsy.com

Ferret Tassle Cap

Ferret Tassle Cap

ferret.com

This guy has been to Burning Ferret like six times, but now it’s starting to get too commercialized.

To buy: Ferret tassle cap, $2.97 at ferret.com

Will Morley is a contributing writer on iVillage. Follow him on Google+.

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