Pete Wentz Has Man-Crushes on Taylor Lautner and Johnny Depp

Can’t say we blame you, Pete!

Tsk, tsk, tsk….what WOULD your wife, Ashlee Simpson, 25, say about your taste in men, Pete? Our guess? She’s a red-blooded female, so she’d probably agree with you!

While live-tweeting the People’s Choice Awards on Jan. 6, Pete Wentz outed his boy crushes on sexiest man alive Johnny Depp, 46, and Twilight Saga: New Moon star Taylor Lautner, 17.

“Johnny Depp is the shit. He owns an island and awesome cheekbones. Please adopt me,” Pete, 30, gushed.

Of hunky wereboy Taylor he said, “Oh shix, it’s the sex pack guy. Why is he even wearing a shirt? Id never do it if I was one of sams werewolves.” Pete added moments later, “ooops six pack sorry Im live tweeting ‘freudian slip.’”

Taylor’s only 17, Pete. Get your mind out of the gutter!

 

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