Pippa Middleton Parody: 14 Essential Fashion Tweets That the Real Royal Probably Doesn't Want You to See

How did we ever get dressed in the morning without these genius ideas from this Pippa Middleton parody site?

The banal party tips of Pippa Middleton's now infamous book Celebrate are the inspiration for our new favorite parody Twitter account, @Pippatips, which tweets hilariously simple lifehacks.

We present @Pippatips' 10 most insightful fashion tweets:

 


 

1. On What To Wear To A Party

 

 

2. On The Importance of Shopping

 

 

3. On Marriage

 

 

4. On How To Look Polished

 

 

5. On How To Keep Your Hands Warm

 

 

6. On How To Keep Your Feet Warm

 

 

7. On Being Frugal

 

 

 

8. On Putting On Clothes

 

 

 

9. On The Importance Of Accessorizing

 

 

 

10. On How To Be Stylish

 

 

 

11. On How Not To Smell Bad

 

 

 

12. On Important Holidays

 

 

 

13. On How To Dress In The Heat

 

 

 

14. On Being Comfortable In Your Own Skin

 

 

 

Due to the success of @Pippatweets, which has 54,000 followers, its purported creators, Suzanne Azzopardi and Mat Morrisroe, followed up with a tongue-in-check pregnancy guide titled When One is Expecting: A Posh Person's Guide to Pregnancy and Parenting. The book, which was published in June, includes pregnancy tips such as “You will probably undergo lots of tests at this point. Don’t worry though, you won’t need to revise.”

Let’s just say Pippa Middleton isn’t too happy about the whole thing. Her lawyers reportedly sent a letter to @Pippatips’ publisher, Icon Books Ltd., in an attempt to shut the Twitter account down. @Pippatips hasn’t tweeted since June 14th, two days after their book was published.

#Pippatips: Oh Pippa, don’t you know we love you just the way you are?

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