Pippa Middleton's Pregnancy Advice for Kate Can't Be This Bad!

Poor Pippa Middleton! @Pippatips is now making fun of her pregnancy advice for Kate

The royal auntie-to-be Pippa Middleton is known on these shores as a poised style icon. But in Britain, she's a controversial tabloid fixture, stemming from what many called obvious advice that she doled out in her party planning book Celebrate. Naturally, a mean-but-funny parody twitter account painting Pippa as an out-of-touch dim bulb who's coasting on her name sprung up (sample tweet: Learning can be a fulfilling experience, you can learn by finding out things you didn't know before). And now the folks behind @pippatips are apparently putting out a new book, What to Expect When One's Expecting: A Posh Person's Guide to Pregnancy and Parenting.

The book is packed with tips to help navigate the rarified world of upper-crust parenthood, although the source behind them is a closely-guarded secret. Here's a preview, via The Daily Mail:

--Giving birth can smart a bit, so relieve the pain by taking every drug you're offered. It is, however, considered bad form to bring your own.
--If you're pregnant, your boss should let you take maternity leave. This is so you can take a holiday and oversee Nanny as they start their new role.
--Double-barrelled names require extra thought. Good examples include: Henrietta Rodgers-Thomas, Will Cooke-Bacon, Lottie Knockton-Wood, Tabitha Faulds-Coates, Binky Bowles-Balls, Alexander Irons-Curtain, Beatrice Brakes-Water, Henry Banks-Wise-Lee, Hugh Luvsya-Baby.
--Around now is a good time to sort out your birth plan. A birth plan mainly consists of planning how you would like to give birth.

The book is scheduled to be published in June…just in time for sister Kate's July baby!

Mom of two Sasha Emmons is a writer and editor. Follow her on Twitter and Google+.

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