Don't fret Ellen fans -- It's just a joke!
Portia de Rossi, who married love Ellen DeGeneres last year, made a funny little video for Jimmy Kimmel Live!, sticking it to all the people who were on their case about making their bond official. The actress (who looks gorg, by the way) apologizes to everybody she's hurt by marrying the love of her life.
I kind of adore this.
