Who's the luckiest man in the world? R. Kelly.
The singer was found not guilty on all counts at his child pornography trial Friday. He was looking at 4 to 15 years in prison if convicted -- and got nothing. The jurors, who have been deliberating since yesterday, after a month-long trial, apparently believed that it wasn't R. Kelly in the 27-minute video of taped sex acts with an underage girl -- and that it was quite the fake.
The prosecution's main witness, Lisa Van Allen, claimed to have had three-way sex with the singer and the alleged victim, who was Kelly's 13-year-old goddaughter — ewww --- when the sex tape was made in 1998. Though neither Kelly nor his goddaughter took the stand, both denied they appeared in the video.
So, R. Kelly is free to roam the streets again. Lock up your wives, sisters, and especially your daughters.
