Read Paris' Diary!

I know, I know. You're thinking "another story about Paris?" But be honest, wouldn't you want to read just a little bit of the heiress' diary? Paris, who is obviously a whiz when it comes to being famous for absolutely nothing, plans on recording her, um, thoughts, during her 23 days is the slammer for publication. According to the Daily News, a souce close to the deal said if La Hilton "can make it believable, and not exaggerate too much, she might expect to make a million dollars out of it." Paris has already planned a big send off for herself on Monday, hiring a hair and makeup team to get her all paparazzi-ready for her ride to jail. A friend of the soon-to-be-inmate says, "The timing is to make sure she makes all the celebrity weeklies. Paris is a genius at marketing herself. She managed to turn having a sex tape to her benefit, and she's going to do the same out of going to prison." The pal adds, "If she can set up her entry into jail in a very grand way, the payoff will be greater."

Well then, there's no doubt that this will be the most sensational Los Angeles car ride since O.J. hit the highway.

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