Real Housewives of NYC Episode Recap

Welcome to episode two of The Real Housewives of NYC, which begins with the detox center so that Jill's daughter Allyson can lose 21 pounds in 21 days... and "help her arthritis." Oh, did I mention that to get to this detox center they take a private jet that costs $5,000/day? If only we were all that lucky!

While on the plane Jill asks husband Bobby, "Will you take Ally shopping for school supplies?" That apparently was supposed to show that Bobby cares about Ally.

His way of showing he cares? Responding: "I will or I'll send somebody to take her for sure." Aw how sweet.

After awkward "bonding" at the detox center (where Bobby was almost nowhere to be found), we moved onto Ramona's house.

I LOVE Ramona's daughter Avery who tells her mother that her clothes are "too showy," look like lingerie, and are "disgusting." Thankfully someone is telling her mom that, because if my mother ever walked out of the house the way Ramona does, I'd throw a burlap sack over her.

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