Rhianna Overshadowed By The Va-jay-jay
What jumps out at you from this cover of the new Cosmopolitan? Let's see. Is it the bright yellow backdrop? Nooooo. Is it the beautiful and talented Rhianna? Noooo. Is it the giant word "Va-jay-jay", sitting right near the pop stars' mid-section? Um, yeah!
Now, who thinks Ri Ri is happy about this? Not me. Rhianna tends to be pretty low-key. If the magazine had put repeat cooter flashers, like Britney Spears or Paris Hilton, on the cover, maybe that would have been funny. This is just distracting and, frankly, a little embarrassing for the mom in a Shop Rite check-out line, who has to answer her six-year-old when they ask the question, "What's a va-jay-jay?"