Breast-Kept Secrets: The 10 Most Ridiculous Inventions for Your Boobs

From cleavage cream to boob-indented mattresses, we found the weirdest, wackiest new inventions for your breasts

Sometimes a gal needs more than just a great bra! Enter the new market for boob products -- solving all the problems (cleavage wrinkles?) we didn’t even know we had. Here are our favorite inventions...

The Intimia Pillow Bra

Intimia Breast Pillow

intimia.com

...because the most comfortable place for a pillow is (obviously) strapped around your neck.

The Comfy Breasts Full Body Pillow

Comfy Breasts Pillow

comfybreasts.com

...because it’s easier than cutting a hole in your mattress. (Also, comes in a male version).

The Otto Beach Yacht & Spa Pillow

Otto Yacht Spa Pillow

breastcushion.com

...because that bikini just doesn't offer enough support.

The Ledge Pillow

Ledge Breast Pillow

ledgepillow.com

...because boobs like water skiing?

The Breast Massage Robot

Breast Massage Robot

youtube.com

...because sometimes, your boyfriend is just not available.

The Kush Support

Kush Breast Support

the kushcompany.com

...because...um?

The Cami Secret

Cami Secret

beauty-store.tumblr.com

...because modesty is a virtue -- and sometimes that comes in the form of a snap-on napkin.

Boob Glue Gravity Defying Roll On Adhesive

Boob Glue

bosomcouture.com

...because sometimes, your boobs need help sticking with the plan.

Dermelect Cleavage Contour Cream

Dermelect Cleavage Cream

zappos.com

...because who's cleavage doesn't need a little "contouring" sometimes?

The Original Boob Scarf 

Boob Scarf

myspace.com

...because, sometimes, you just need more.

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