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"The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog," he tells the March issue of Details. "My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous."
As for being surrounded by a plethora of naked women for the accompanying photo shoot, Pattinson wasn't quite as comfortable as you would imagine a heartthrob of his caliber to be.
"It was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours," Pattinson, 23, told the magazine. "But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hung over."
In the eyebrow-raising interview, in which the author breaks the chat down by how many beers the 23-year-old Remember Me star has drunk, Pattinson says the photo shoot reminded him of porn.
"This shoot, it's kind of eighties nakedness, you know? If you look at porn in, like, the eighties, there was something kind of quaint about it, quite sweet – like this little naked community," he said. "The people who made it liked it, they had respect for it. Not remotely like the porn that's available now. No community in it at all. It's just everything, everywhere."
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