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Alex Rodriguez would like us all to believe that he is NOT doing it with Madonna.
I said he would like us to believe that -- I certainly didn't say we would.
Alex spoke to People.com about his recent charitable efforts, but the good men and women over there weren't about to let the opportunity pass without getting some Madge questions in.
"We're friends," Alex told the mag. When asked if there was anything more, the Yankee stood firm. "We're friends - that's it."
Alex did make the point of dispelling on particular rumor.
"I can tell you this, I have never been on a plane with her," he said.
Ooooooooh -- that must mean you're not sleeping together.
The baller also says that most of the stuff written about the two of them is just lies.
"I've been to two [of her] concerts, yet I've read that I went to 20. I've also read that we were buying an apartment together. That is absolutely ridiculous and not true. You have to have a sense of humor when it comes to this stuff,"
When the interviewer went on to ask how much time he and Madonna have actually spent together, and whether he ever had a sleepover at her house, A-rod laughed: "If I answered every rumor we'd be here for three weeks."
Right, and he doesn't have that kind of time, because he's too busy sleeping with Madonna.