Rush Limbaugh: Bono Has a Mistress
Rush Limbaugh may be back on the pills. Yesterday on his show he was griping because he didn't make a list of "ubersexuals" (a new, hipper term for "metrosexuals") that included peeps like Pierce Brosnan, Jon Stewart, Ewan McGregor, Donald Trump, Bill Clinton and Bono. Then, out of the blue, he announced that Bono has a mistress. "You people are just going to have to trust me on this," he told a caller who questioned his accusation.
Bono has been married for 23 years to his high school sweetheart, Ali, who runs their clothing company, Edun. They have four children. There have been rumors that the U2 frontman has had affairs -- like with Andrea Corr, for example -- but nothing has ever amounted to the accusations.
"This is so absurd it doesn't deserve a response," the U2 spokesperson told Page Six. "However, Bono and Edge have been spending a lot of time together in New York lately..."
Update: See this post for Rush Limbaugh's retraction.
