Jeah! Our 10 Favorite Ryan Lochte Quotes

The hunky swimmer-turned-reality star may not have the most articulate soundbites -- but he sure is cute!

To promote his new reality show, swimming champ Ryan Lochte has been making the media rounds. And while his interviews are always polite and charming, they're not exactly eloquent. In fact, the sexy gold medalist left two news anchors in hysterics after a phone chat -- and it seems they were laughing at him, not with him.

 

 

Come to think of it, Ryan -- whose show What Would Ryan Lochte Do? premieres April 21 at 10 p.m. ET on E! -- has been the butt of more than a few jokes lately. But if Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton and the Jersey Shore stars have proven anything, it's that playing dumb can bring in big bucks!

Here we've gathered our favorite Lochte quotes from his interviews, his reality show trailers and his ever-entertaining Twitter feed:

 

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Ryan explains his trademark expression in the trailer for his reality show.

 

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Hmm...we're pretty sure he's just making up words on this show.

 

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This mind-boggling revelation came from Ryan's Twitter feed on Dec. 28.

 

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We're not sure how this quote (which he says in the WWRD? trailer) actually relates to golf, but we'll take it.

 

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He should probably figure that one out before things get weird.

 

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Back before Ryan had his publicists proofread his tweets...

 

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In his reality show footage, Ryan admits that he has trouble keeping track of how many medals he earned.

 

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Then there was this gem from July 2012...

 

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This was the quote that really sent those giggly news anchors over the edge.

 

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We couldn't have said it better ourselves!

Ali Gray is iVillage's Senior Associate Entertainment Editor. Follow her on Twitter: @thealigray

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