We were in an uproar here at the DB, when Maxim magazine was just plain "sucky," and published a list of the least sexy actresses in Hollywood. At the top was Sex and the City's quite cute Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker. Well, Sarah is commenting on the mag's diss to her looks -- and, as always, is doing it with complete class. "What they don't know is that one day I'll wake up fat. But I'll still be happy, just like I am now," said our heroine, to Britain's Sunday Express. "I believe in the old 'sticks and stones' philosophy, so frankly their words don't come close to hurting." Continues Sarah, who beat out bee-hive headed Amy Winehouse, Grey's Anatomy's Sandra Oh, Madonna and Britney Spears for the unflattering title, "I admit, I don't think I've ever conformed to the Hollywood ideal of beauty, whatever that is. As I said, one day I'll wake up really fat and that'll be that. I don't really mind and it's really not important to me to be skinny. And it does not bother me in the least if people don't think I'm sexy. I don't think I am, either." But some of us do think you're sexy, Sarah! Why? Because of statements just like that.