Screech + Sex Tape = Projectile Vomiting
I want to screech in horror – Dustin Diamond has a sex tape!
Believe it or not, my dad gave me the heads up that Saved By the Bell's Screech has a sex tape. While flipping around on TV last night (he's relentless with that remote), he stopped on Scarborough Country and they were talking about Dustin's new money-making venture.
In June, Dustin solicited money from his "fans" to help him save his house from foreclosure. Shortly after, he started selling t-shirts, which clearly nobody bought. So now he's shilling a sex tape.
If any of you guys have even the slightest interest in watching Dustin Diamond do it (barf!), please explain yourself below. Come on… I'm waiting.
