Here's the latest product in the Paris Hilton line of cheesy faux-Barbies -- Pole Dancing Paris! She comes complete with little cleavage and her own stripper pole. The heiress partied it up and showed some of her best (worst?) moves at Marquee in NYC early this morning. The club was holding a "Live Nude Girls" party in celebration of a club promoter's birthday. Being Paris, she obviously had to do something to get the attention to sway back her way -- hence, the bad pole dancing. She pains me.