Sex Interrupted: Mom of Two Schedules Sex Around Her Hubby's TV Shows

Day 1
9:30 a.m.: Phoned hubby to tell him to hurry home after work, so I can go to the dentist.
4:30 p.m.: I leave for the dentist and give hubby a quick kiss goodbye after I kiss the kids goodbye.
7:00 p.m.: I work out and come home sweaty.
9:00 p.m.: The kids are sleeping and the kitchen's clean. We kiss. I ask hubby if he wants to have sex. He says he always wants to have sex, but later. He wants to eat pistachios and watch TV.
10:00 p.m.: Hubby is walking up the stairs. "Are you going to bed?" I ask. "Yes," he says. "Do you still want to have sex?" I ask again. "If you want," he replies. I follow him upstairs and we have sex.

Day 2 
3:00 a.m.: My 1-year-old is screaming. I don't want him to wake our 3-year-old, so I get up, change him and give him a bottle. He goes back to sleep. Hubby rolls over.
7:00 a.m.: The kids are awake in their rooms. Husband already at work. Day begins.
10:00 a.m.: I think about my husband. I wonder how work is going for him.
3:30 p.m.: Hubby calls. He's on his way home. Work was okay. Kids have diarrhea. I don't feel well.
4:10 p.m.: Hubby's home. I say hi.
4:30 p.m.: I leave for work.
8:30 p.m.: Home from work. Feeling ill. Hubby asks if he can do anything to help. I go to bed.

Day 3 
7:00 a.m.: The kids are awake. The day begins. I still feel ill. Hubby's already at work.
4:10 p.m.: Hubby's on the way home from work. He also feels ill.
4:30 p.m.: I leave for work and my 1-year-old is crying. I do not even kiss hubby goodbye.
5:30 p.m.: I see a poster of Edward Cullen from Twilight hanging up. I like him a lot.
9:00 p.m.: I'm home from work and picked up some groceries on the way. My hubby and I feel ill.
10:00 p.m.: Bed.

Day 4 
7:00 a.m.: The kids are awake. Hubby's at work. The house is a little messy. I feel a little better. I still cannot imagine kissing hubby due to how ill I feel. I'm sure the feeling is mutual.
3:30 p.m.: Hubby's home from work. He does not feel well. He sleeps on the couch while I watch the kids, feed them dinner, bathe them and put them to bed. When is my break? I'm glad I am feeling better.
9:00 p.m.: Hubby's downstairs watching TV. I am upstairs on the computer. He is still not feeling well.
9:30 p.m.: Bedtime.

Day 5 
7:00 a.m.: Kids awake. Day begins. Husband at work.
4:00 p.m.: Husband's home from work. I get ready for work. I ask my husband to put a toy car together.
5:30 p.m.: I leave for work.
8:30 p.m.: I get home from work. My husband is on computer. I watch TV. The toy's not put together. I ask him if he is going to put it together tonight. He says, "I told you I would, don't worry about it."
11:30 p.m.: I ask my husband if he forgot about the toy. He says he will put it together now. I'm a little annoyed. I go to bed and hear the sounds of pounding as he puts the toy car together.

Day 6 
7:00 a.m.: I work all day. My husband watches the kids and takes them to the zoo.
4:00 p.m.: I phone husband on my way home from work. We decide to go out to dinner with the kids.
6:00 p.m.: My sister calls to see if I want to go gambling. I decide to go after husband says he doesn't mind.
12:00 a.m.: I am home from gambling. My husband is watching a movie. I go to bed.

Day 7 
7:00 a.m.: The kids are awake. I go to work for an hour.
10:00 a.m. to 1:00 p.m.: We go shopping as a family. We buy new cell phones.
1:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m.: Nap time.
5:00 p.m.: I am upset that my new phone doesn't have a charger. My husband goes to get it from the store.
6:00 p.m.: I put the kids to bed.
8:00 p.m.: My husband is watching TV and I am on the computer. He comes upstairs and starts gently touching my neck with his finger. "What are you doing?" I say "Nothing, I like to touch you because you are so soft," he says. "What, you want to have sex?" I ask. "Always, but not now; I'm watching TV," he replies. "Do you want to later?" I ask. "Yeah," he says, and then gets a bowl of ice cream and goes downstairs. (Note: I don't know why this works for us, but it does.)
9:30 p.m.: My husband comes upstairs. I ask him if he is going to bed. He says yes. I ask if he still wants to have sex. He says yes. We go upstairs and have sex. After sex, I tell husband, "I am glad you like your new phone." He says, "I am glad I got lucky!"

Day 8
7:00 a.m.: The kids are awake. Husband's at work.
9:30 a.m.: He texts me and asks how my day is going. He says to tell the kids he loves them.
4:00 p.m.: Husband's home from work. I get ready for work.
4:30 p.m.: I leave for work.
5:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m.: My husband texts me a few times.
9:00 p.m.: I am home from work and the gym. I say hi to my husband. He is on the computer. I talk to him for a couple of minutes about my day. I take a shower and then go on the computer. My husband's watching TV.
10:30 p.m.: My husband goes to bed. I tell him goodnight.

Day 9 
6:00 a.m.: The kids are awake. It's early, I'm tired and this is the second day I have woken up with a headache. My husband's already at work. I am a little stressed today. The kids are especially whiny and hyper.
12:00 p.m.: It's naptime for the kids and me.
3:30 p.m.: My husband calls. He's on his way home from work. The kids are still acting crazy.
4:00 p.m.: My husband is home, brings in the mail and gives me a kiss on the back of the neck while I am making dinner. I smile.
4:30 p.m.: We eat dinner. Then we give the kids a bath.
7:00 p.m.: I put the kids to bed. My husband is still on the computer. I am tired and stressed. I don't feel like talking much. Many nights we like to do our own thing because we are too busy to think straight all day. Whether it be with work, the kids or other home issues we have to deal with, our quiet time is limited.
8:00 p.m.: Off to work out.
9:00 p.m.: I am home from working out. My hubby is watching TV. Bedtime for me.

Day 10
5:00 a.m.: I wake up on my own and have trouble going back to sleep. My husband already left for work.
6:50 a.m.: The alarm goes off. My 1-year-old is awake. I begin to get ready for the day.
9:30 a.m.: My husband texts me and wonders what I am doing. I am running errands.
12:00 p.m.: Nap.
4:00 p.m.: My husband's home from work. The kids are happy to see him. I am making dinner and getting ready for work.
9:00 p.m.: Home from work. Husband informs me this Sunday is March 14. I say, "So?" He informs me that it is Steak and BJ Day. He said he heard about it on the radio and it came about in response to Valentine's Day. I laugh and say, "That's nice."
10:30 p.m.: My husband is going to bed but asked me if I looked up March 14, 2010, on the computer. I say no. Then I look it up and he says, "See? I'm not lying." Guys are so easily amused...

Day 11
6:30 a.m.: The kids are awake.
8:00 a.m.: I call my sister. We are going to the children's museum today.
10:00 a.m.:
I text husband a couple of times about what we are doing at the museum.
3:00 p.m.: My husband texts me that he is going out after work with the guys.
6:30 p.m.: I text husband that I want to go work out tonight.
8:00 p.m.: The kids are in bed, the house is cleaned, but my husband still isn't home. I sort of wanted to have sex tonight, but now I am just annoyed, so it probably will not happen.
9:30 p.m.: He's home. It's too late to work out. My 1-year-old is screaming. I rock him back to sleep. I am annoyed.

Day 12 
4:00 a.m.: My 1-year-old is screaming again and I rock him back to sleep.
6:00 a.m.: The kids are awake, and I'm exhausted. I am angry at my hubby.
9:00 a.m.: I bring my 3-year-old to class, workout, errands, pick up kids, nap for kids.
12:00 p.m.: I text my husband to make sure he will watch the kids while I visit with my sister on Saturday night. My sister is having issues. My husband says okay.
3:30 p.m.: My husband calls, but I don't answer because I am still angry about the other night.
4:00 p.m.: My hubby gets home and I'm quiet. Then, I get ready and leave for work.
8:30 p.m.: I say hi to my hubby and ask if I can work on the computer. He goes and watches TV downstairs. I'm tired, worried about my sister and I have to work all day tomorrow. There's no sex tonight.
12:00 a.m.: My 1-year-old is screaming for 20 minutes. I rock him back to sleep.

Day 13
2:00 a.m. to 4:00 a.m.: My 3-year-old is awake and vomits once. He does not want to go back to sleep. Finally, he does.
5:00 a.m.: My 1-year-old is awake and screaming. I ask my husband to feed him a bottle.
6:30 a.m.: Everyone's awake and I have to get ready for work.
7:30 a.m.: I leave for work.
11:30 a.m.: It's lunch break. I drive home, see the kids and drive back to work. I eat lunch in the car.
11:30 a.m. to 4:00 p.m.: I try to get a hold of my sister, who I am supposed to meet for dinner. No one can reach her.
3:00 p.m.: I text husband that I will be coming home first, then meeting my sister later for dinner.
4:30 p.m.: I am home, speak minimally to husband, who was feeding the kids dinner when I got home.
5:45 p.m.: I leave to meet all three of my sisters for drinks and dinner.
11:30 p.m.: I am home. My husband is asleep in the chair downstairs. I go up to bed and leave him in the chair.

Day 14
2:00 a.m.: It's daylight savings and we lose an hour.
6:30 a.m.: My 1-year-old is awake, so we all get up. We talk a little this morning.
9:30 a.m.: We decide to go to the indoor water park for the day.
11:00 a.m.: We pack and leave for the water park.
4:15 p.m.: We are home from the water park. The kids are overtired. We feed the kids dinner.
6:30 p.m. to 8:00 p.m.: We put the kids to bed. The 3-year-old has a little trouble going to bed.
8:00 p.m.: My husband is watching TV and I'm on the computer.
9:15 p.m.: My husband is going upstairs. I ask him if he is going to bed. He says yes. I ask him if he wants to have sex. He says, "If you'd like." He goes upstairs. I go upstairs a minute later. We then have sex. Happy Steak and BJ Day!

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