Photo Credit: Jos Cuervo
From a grandmother's letter of love-makin' tips to a smokin' hot firefighter selling tequila with the help of a kitten (yes, we're serious!), don't miss these love and sex must-reads from around the web.
Grandma Knows Best?
She's probably not your go-to source for sex advice, but has your grandma ever told you how to be great in bed? The Nerve reports on a g-maw who doesn't think you should ever have anal sex and thinks that you should make sure he's, um, clean before giving oral sex. All we have to say is: Wow.
Oh, the Waiting Games We Play
It's the most unforgiveable dating sin of all (except maybe lying about your height or marital status): arriving late on the first date. We can understand -- and forgive -- running 10 minutes late, but 40 minutes will drive a gal to a glass (or three) of wine. Check out the 22 stages girls go through waiting for a date on The Frisky. In this case, patience is a silly (and tipsy) virtue.
Refresh Your Sex Drought...Safely!
Between boyfriends and one-night-stands, sex slumps aren't uncommon -- but they are terribly, pathetically annoying. Find out how to end your dry spell on HowAboutWe. Beware if you're getting down alone though -- these scary antique vibrators from The Frisky aren't safe for modern-day play. Yikes!
Cheating is bad. Catching your wife having sex with multiple men, including her beloved younger ex, is heartbreaking -- especially if it's on your favorite porn website. Yep, this really happened. Read about how one poor husband stumbled upon his wife's secret porn adventures on Glamour.
Money can't buy happiness, but love is a whole new dating business. Low-cut necklines, sun-kissed skin and a mysterious persona will keep the rich guessing and wanting more. See the other seduction techniques for snagging a wealthy guy on The Gloss. (Pssst: There’s a new dating site for "attractive" people who want to travel the world for free. Seriously, check out Miss Travel.)
For years José Cuervo has been our ingredient of choice on margarita Mondays, but we can’t help but be swayed by this gorgeous fireman enlisting the help of an adorable kitten to sell us Sauza tequila. Check out this bartending firefighter shake up a mean Sauza drink on Jezebel (or below). Um, is it Happy Hour yet?