Everything You Need for a Sizzling Bacon-Themed Date Night

What's sexier than bacon? Nothing. Check out these awesome products to make your pork-themed date night hotter

Has date night with your favorite ham -- er -- man started to feel a little boring? Spice up your weekly romantic night with the three things he loves most: you, sex and of course, bacon. These awesome (and okay, outrageous) products will surprise him with the night of his life. Enjoy!
 

First, you'll want to send him an enticing invitation:

Bacon Card -- Sexy Bacon Products

Etsy

$4 at Etsy

Give him a preview of the night ahead with relevant reading:

Fifty Shades of Bacon -- Sexy Bacon Products

Amazon

$17 at Amazon

Now it's time to work on ambiance. Start by setting the table:

Bacon Fork and Spoon -- Sexy Bacon Products

Etsy

Fork: $15 at Etsy; Spoon: $17 at Etsy

Add some accent pillows:

Bacon Plush Penis Pillow -- Sexy Bacon Products

Etsy

$24 at Etsy

And a statement wall piece:

Bacon Wall Art -- Sexy Bacon Products

Etsy

$15 at Etsy

Now for the bedroom! Send a subtle message:

Bacon Pillow Covers -- Sexy Bacon Products

Etsy

$32 at Etsy

Light an aromatherapy candle:

Bacon Candle -- Sexy Bacon Products

Etsy

$10 at Etsy

Don't forget the bathroom!

Bacon Soap -- Sexy Bacon Products

Etsy

$6 at Etsy

Keep his taste buds engaged:

Bacon Body Powder -- Sexy Bacon Products

Etsy

$13 at Etsy

Now it's time to get dressed. Start with the right intimates:

Bacon Bra -- Sexy Bacon Products

Etsy

$40 at Etsy


Don't forget the backside:

Bacon Underwear -- Sexy Bacon Products

Bacon Shirts

$16 at Bacon Shirts

Layer appropriately...

Bacon Dress -- Sexy Bacon Products

Wacky Planet

$40 at Wacky Planet

Dab on some perfume:

Bacon Perfume -- Sexy Bacon Products

Etsy

$6 at Etsy

Now think about what he'll wear. Start with:

Bacon Boxers -- Sexy Bacon Products

Etsy and Amazon

$21 at Etsy; $14 at Amazon

Add this t-shirt:

Bacon T-Shirt -- Sexy Bacon Products

Etsy

$15 at Etsy

Now, start cooking! (You know what's for dinner.)

Bacon Apron -- Sexy Bacon Products

Bacon Freak

$20 at Bacon Freak

Fix some drinks:

Bacon Vodka -- Sexy Bacon Products

Bevmo

$26 at BevMo

After dinner, surprise him with dessert:

Bacon Lollipop -- Sexy Bacon Products

Etsy

$14 for 10 pops at Etsy

Then for the real dessert he'll love:

Bacon Pasties and Merkin -- Sexy Bacon Products

Etsy

Merkin: $65 at Etsy; Pasties: $55 at Etsy

Grab your lube:

Bacon Lube -- Sexy Bacon Products

J&D's

$12 at J&D's

But remember to always wear protection...

Bacon Condoms -- Sexy Bacon Products

J&D's

$10 at J&D's

...or you'll end up with...

Bacon Onesie -- Sexy Bacon Products

Etsy

$15 at Etsy

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