If I were a movie star, the one thing I'd get is a personal driver. This is why I don't understand why celebrities continue to drive themselves around town -- and over embankments and under other cars. In the past week, Shia LeBeouf crashed while doing his Tara Reid imitation, crushing his hand in the process, and Easy Reader flipped his vehicle in Mississippi. Don't these folks have enough money to hire professional stunt drivers -- I mean, chauffeurs? Let's check in on our recuperating celebs. I'm glad they're both going to be all right -- so I can make fun of them!
While Transformers 2 waits for his return, Shia LaBeouf is playing another role: Amy Winehouse. According to IMDb, they tried to make him go to rehab, and he said, "Yes, yes, yes." His accident may not have been his fault, but his shit-faced (or should I say "Shia-faced") status certainly was, and the court may want to prosecute him.
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