A little while ago, before all of the flap about Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty started flying around, we were treated to another fairly intimate bit of information about the actress. Apparently, on the set of G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra, she was told by the director, Stephen Sommers, that he liked big breasts, and he could not lie -- which meant that she needed to wear some padding in her skin-tight Baroness costume. Now, over a month later, the studios are changing something else about her, and this time, it's personal... well, more personal than the small-boobs thing.
Apparently, in addition to not having enough upstairs, she doesn't have enough downstairs, by which I mean her lady business. Playing a flower child in the film Hippie Hippie Shake, Miller apparently didn't have the pubes to play a convincing (i.e. naked) woman of the 1960s. Whether she tried to grow it out and couldn't, or refused to grow it out because The Balth prefers a hardwood floor, the article sadly doesn't say, but apparently, the filmmakers tried both pubic wigs and merkins, and neither would cut the mustard. (I'm not exactly sure of the difference between the two, except that "merkin" is a lot more fun to say -- it sounds like a magical wizard who specializes in the crotchal region.)
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