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Cat Eyes Shirt
No need to say “can we just hug tonight?” Wear a knee-length cat face nightshirt to bed, and he’ll just know.
Cat Eyes Shirt, $19.95-$29.95 at skymall.com
Jeans Lounge Pants
Like staring at a cloud on a summer’s day, if you look close enough at these trompe l'oeil "jeans" a face emerges. The pockets are sorrowful eyes, the knee-rip an anguished mouth. They seem to be saying “Please kill me.”
Jeans Lounge Pants, $22.95 at skymall.com
Body Contour Derriere Booster
Baby got back! Oh, wait, baby don’t got back? Perhaps baby want back? Baby get back!
Body Contour Derriere Booster, $80 at skymall.com
Wine Glass Necklace
We’ve invented a companion piece to this: The strawkle. Part straw, part snorkel. It hangs from your mouth directly into your glass of booze allowing for constant liquid consumption while still leading the conga-line at the office party.
Wine Glass Necklace, $24.95 at skymall.com
Halftee Turtleneck Layering Shirt
Fingerless gloves, backless dress, even assless chaps we can understand. But can’t we even have a full length turtleneck anymore? Thanks, Obama.
Halftee Turtleneck Layering Shirt, $24.95 at skymall.com
This is the stadium hotdog of the shirt world: comprised solely of offcuts and makes us feel a bit sick.
One of a Kind Shirt, $99.99 - $229.99 at skymall.com
Evaporative Cooling Hat
There’s nothing more uncomfortable than a soggy cap.
Evaporative Cooling Hat, $24.95 at skymall.com
Suit and Tie Long Sleeve Shirt
So the boss has finally agreed to come over for dinner and discuss that raise, but while making the pot roast you got gravy all down your suit. Whadda ya gonna do…? Bingo!
Suit and Tie Long Sleeve Shirt, $31.95 - $41.95 at skymall.com
This would have been the perfect way to sneak Grampa into a Hoobastank gig in 2002.
Flairhair Visor, $19.99 at skymall.com
Phone Wrist Wallet
When a fannypack isn’t quite formal enough but you still want to rock that vest and shorts combo.
Phone Wrist Wallet, $16.98 at skymall.com
Pugz Shoes for Dogs
These are just a little too ‘dog next door’ for us. We prefer our pups fierce.
Pugz Shoes for Dogs, $24.99 at skymall.com