SkyMall: Your Destination for WTF Fashion, From Cat-Lady Tees to Sweatpant Jeans

Hey there, dedicated follower of fashion! Want to know where the latest trends and chicest styles are will be coming from this season? Skymall of course! We've selected 11 of the strangest style items available right now.

Cat Eyes Shirt

Cat Eyes Shirt

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No need to say “can we just hug tonight?” Wear a knee-length cat face nightshirt to bed, and he’ll just know.

Cat Eyes Shirt, $19.95-$29.95 at skymall.com

Jeans Lounge Pants

Jeans Lounge Pants

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Like staring at a cloud on a summer’s day, if you look close enough at these trompe l'oeil "jeans" a face emerges. The pockets are sorrowful eyes, the knee-rip an anguished mouth. They seem to be saying “Please kill me.”

Jeans Lounge Pants, $22.95 at skymall.com

Body Contour Derriere Booster

Body Contour Derriere Booster

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Baby got back! Oh, wait, baby don’t got back? Perhaps baby want back? Baby get back!

Body Contour Derriere Booster, $80 at skymall.com

Wine Glass Necklace

Wine Glass Necklace

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We’ve invented a companion piece to this: The strawkle. Part straw, part snorkel. It hangs from your mouth directly into your glass of booze allowing for constant liquid consumption while still leading the conga-line at the office party.

Wine Glass Necklace, $24.95 at skymall.com

Halftee Turtleneck Layering Shirt

Halftee Turtleneck Layering Shirt

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Fingerless gloves, backless dress, even assless chaps we can understand. But can’t we even have a full length turtleneck anymore? Thanks, Obama.

Halftee Turtleneck Layering Shirt, $24.95 at skymall.com

One-of-a-Kind Shirt

One of a Kind Shirt

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This is the stadium hotdog of the shirt world: comprised solely of offcuts and makes us feel a bit sick.

One of a Kind Shirt, $99.99 - $229.99 at skymall.com

Evaporative Cooling Hat

Evaporative Cooling Hat

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There’s nothing more uncomfortable than a soggy cap.

Evaporative Cooling Hat, $24.95 at skymall.com

Suit and Tie Long Sleeve Shirt

Suit and Tie Long Sleeve Shirt

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So the boss has finally agreed to come over for dinner and discuss that raise, but while making the pot roast you got gravy all down your suit. Whadda ya gonna do…? Bingo!

Suit and Tie Long Sleeve Shirt, $31.95 - $41.95 at skymall.com

Flairhair Visor

Flairhair Visor

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This would have been the perfect way to sneak Grampa into a Hoobastank gig in 2002.

Flairhair Visor, $19.99 at skymall.com

Phone Wrist Wallet

Phone Wrist Wallet

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When a fannypack isn’t quite formal enough but you still want to rock that vest and shorts combo.

Phone Wrist Wallet, $16.98 at skymall.com

Pugz Shoes for Dogs

Pugz Shoes for Dogs

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These are just a little too ‘dog next door’ for us. We prefer our pups fierce.

Pugz Shoes for Dogs, $24.99 at skymall.com

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