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Facetrainer by no!no!
Rarely does a company name so accurately reflect the screams of its customers.
TO BUY: Facetrainer by no!no!, $149 at skymall.com
Tranquil Sounds Oxygen Bar
It sounds like Sweden’s most relaxed nightspot but looks like a dehumidifier powered by snores.
TO BUY: Tranquil Sounds Oxygen Bar, $399.99 at skymall.com
Genuine customer testimony: “When you crank it up you can feel your teeth vibrating and if you try to watch TV the screen jumps up and down while your eyeballs vibrate and your ears itch.” Sold!
TO BUY: SomaWave Helmet, $79.95 at skymall.com
Mobile Massage System
Oh, so that’s why turtles always look so relaxed!
TO BUY: Mobile Massage System, $99.95 at skymall.com
Turkey Foot Back Scratcher
Hmm, it’s nice, but do you have anything more disgusting?
TO BUY: Turkey Foot Back Scratcher, $14.99 at skymall.com
iGrow Hair Rejuvenation Laser
Although discreet, it’s also “hands free”, so you can still cover your face should anyone spot you wearing it.
TO BUY: iGrow Hair Rejuvenation Laser, $695 at skymall.com
A genuinely great idea! Or you could just pay $2.85 for a tube of toothpaste at your destination and save $10.
TO BUY: Archtek Toothpaste Tablets, $12.85 at skymall.com
De Odor Works Deodorant
Of course it works, have you ever met a robot with B.O.?
TO BUY: De Odor Works Deodorant, $29.99 at skymall.com
Wear it to your party in the evening; use it to wipe down your tables in the morning.
TO BUY: Clip-On Ponytail in Light Brown, $16.99 at skymall.com
CarLashes & Eye Liner
Yes, you can even beautify your car with SkyMall. “Hey, is that Liza Minnelli or a 2006 Volkswagen Beetle?”
TO BUY: CarLashes & Eye Liner, $26.95-$29.95 at skymall.com
I mustache you a question: What’s the most pointless item from SkyMall?
TO BUY: Mustache Mirror, $14.95 at skymall.com