SkyMall: Your Destination for Totally Crazy Beauty Products, From Toothpaste Tablets to Hair Loss Lasers

While browsing Skymall's catalogue on your way to vacation everything seems like such a good idea, (why yes, I do need diapers for my kitten!) When you get home - not so much. We've selected 11 of the strangest beauty products that the site has to offer

Facetrainer by no!no!

Skymall Facetrainer by no!no!


Rarely does a company name so accurately reflect the screams of its customers.

Facetrainer by no!no!, $149 at

Tranquil Sounds Oxygen Bar

Skymall Tranquil Sounds Oxygen Bar


It sounds like Sweden’s most relaxed nightspot but looks like a dehumidifier powered by snores.

Tranquil Sounds Oxygen Bar, $399.99 at

SomaWave Helmet

Skymall SomaWave Helmet


Genuine customer testimony: “When you crank it up you can feel your teeth vibrating and if you try to watch TV the screen jumps up and down while your eyeballs vibrate and your ears itch.” Sold!

TO BUY: SomaWave Helmet, $79.95 at

Mobile Massage System

Skymall Mobile Massage System


Oh, so that’s why turtles always look so relaxed!

TO BUY: Mobile Massage System, $99.95 at

Turkey Foot Back Scratcher

Skymall Turkey Foot Back Scratcher


Hmm, it’s nice, but do you have anything more disgusting?

TO BUY: Turkey Foot Back Scratcher, $14.99 at

iGrow Hair Rejuvenation Laser

Skymall iGrow Hair Rejuvenation Laser


Although discreet, it’s also “hands free”, so you can still cover your face should anyone spot you wearing it.

TO BUY: iGrow Hair Rejuvenation Laser, $695 at

Toothpaste Tablets

Skymall Toothpaste Tablets


A genuinely great idea! Or you could just pay $2.85 for a tube of toothpaste at your destination and save $10.

TO BUY: Archtek Toothpaste Tablets, $12.85 at

De Odor Works Deodorant

Skymall De Odor Works Deodorant


Of course it works, have you ever met a robot with B.O.?

TO BUY: De Odor Works Deodorant, $29.99 at

Clip-On Ponytail

Skymall Clip-On Ponytail


Wear it to your party in the evening; use it to wipe down your tables in the morning.

TO BUY: Clip-On Ponytail in Light Brown, $16.99 at

CarLashes & Eye Liner

Skymall CarLashes & Eye Liner


Yes, you can even beautify your car with SkyMall. “Hey, is that Liza Minnelli or a 2006 Volkswagen Beetle?”

TO BUY: CarLashes & Eye Liner, $26.95-$29.95 at

Mustache Mirror

Skymall Mustache Mirror


I mustache you a question: What’s the most pointless item from SkyMall?

TO BUY: Mustache Mirror, $14.95 at

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