Depending on who you ask, a snake can be a wonderful or terrifying pet.
For some people those slithery armless animals are straight from the depths of Mordor, while others think they make great pets. Whatever your stance on reptiles, we now have definitive proof that owning a snake is worth it. May we present: SNAKES WEARING TINY HATS!
The Bowler Derby
This guy's bowler would make Charlie Chaplin and Winston Churchill proud. Or maybe it would just confuse them. It's hard to say.
The meanest rattler in all of Texas rocks a 10-gallon with the best of them. If you think this is ridiculous wait till you see him ride a horse.
Tea time with her is always lovely, assuming you can get past the "Mouse Crumpets" she insists on making.
The Fancy Gentleman
Such elegance! Such poise! The hat/mustache combo has significantly upped the proper gentleman score card of this little fellow. If only he'd stop sticking out his tongue at dinner parties.
The OTHER Fancy Gentleman
Shannon Hammer via YouTube
Just another mustache clad snake going about his day. Wait, is this going to become a thing? We don't envy whoever has the job of attaching these facial hair pieces.
The Party Animal
Let's be honest, this gal doesn't look like much of a partier. She looks more like the, "I'll come by and say hi, but I'd much rather sit on my couch and drink a bottle of wine at home," type. We can relate.
The Window Watcher
"Will my husband ever return from battle?"
Because being a snake didn't make him edgy enough already. Let's be honest though, there's a good chance the owner of the snake has a similar hat of their own.
The Honest Abe
Four score and seven years ago I swallowed a rabbit and, I swear, it was so huge I think I'm still digesting it. ~shudder~
The Miniature Lincoln
Maybe when he grows up he can get a REAL top hat.
Did they make you say aw? Do you kind of think snakes are cute now? DO YOU WANT TO GO BUY ONE? Let us know below!
Drew DiSabatino is a viral writer for iVillage. Follow him on Twitter and Google+.