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Chloe Sevigny is just a ray of light these days, no? Just last week she was ragging on British actors, claiming Hollywood just likes them because of their accents, and now she's bitching about being compared, physically, to someone pretty like Paris Hilton. Now before you go and get all "I wouldn't want to be compared to Paris either!" on me, be realistic. Chloe was told she was "sexier" than the soon-to-be-inmate. Her response? “Well, I don’t find trashy sexy, so I’ll try to take that as a compliment,” she said. Take it as BIG, BIG compliment, Chloe. The "Big Love" star also revealed that her mom wishes she was more like Ashlee Simpson. “She’s really perky, isn’t she?” Chloe asked a journalist. “My mom always wishes I was perky. ‘Can’t you be more bubbly, Chloe, more animated?’ No, sorry...” How about faking it? Could you fake being personable once in a while, Chloe? No? Okay.