How annoying is "reality TV star" Spencer Pratt? I bet most of you haven't heard of him. His claim to fame is that he dates one of the blondies on The Hills. How A-list! Ole Spence reminds me of every jerky kid in high school rolled into one. You know -- the dorky, pimpled kid who would take his bag lunch out of his locker in between classes, wing it down the crowded hallway, hit a girl in the face with it... then when she became upset would say something like: What's her problem? She must be on the rag. Maybe I went to school with bigger jerks than you did, but you get the point.
In the November issue of Radar, Spencer is interviewed and says a bunch of annoying crap like: "It's so much cooler to have people come up to me and be like, 'Spencer Pratt!' and know my name, than to be Orlando Bloom, who's famous for being some pirate."
Some pirate? Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl grossed $654,264,015 and was so popular there were two sequels. Now it's my turn to be very high school for a moment and say that at least Orlando is, um, hot. I'd rather listen to Bloomie flap his gums all day than this kid. Ugh.