Seriously -- what is happening to this world when The Hills' demon seed, Spencer Pratt, is getting his own magazine advice column?
According to Access Hollywood, someone over at Radar magazine thought it would be cool to let Spence dish out his poison in "Yo, Spencer" -- an advice column where the loser helps readers with their dilemmas.
"Spencer is never afraid to speak his mind," Radar editor Maer Roshan said in a statement. "When asking for advice, it's good to have someone who will be brutally honest with you, and tell it like it is."
It's also good to have someone who knows something -- which is certainly not the case with Heidi Montag's man. Anyway, the column debuts in Radar's April issue, on newsstands March 25.
I fear that the Spencers of the world may be taking over.