Spencer Pratt Writing Tell-All Book About Heidi Montag

Just when you thought the reality star couldn't get any sleazier, he plans to share all of his ex's deep, dark secrets

Now that Spencer Pratt has lost the love of his life, Heidi Montag, he's decided to write a book revealing all of her secrets. We know what you're thinking: Spencer Pratt can read?

Just kidding. What you're actually thinking is probably something along the lines of:
a)How much lower can this guy possibly go?
b) How much longer can Pratt go on exploiting himself and Heidi before the meal ticket runs out?
c) Why am I supposed to care about Spencer Pratt again?

As for that last question, the only reason to care about Pratt is that he represents the very worst of celebrity culture. The former reality star has made a name for himself by playing the villain without any talents to speak of -- and yet he's absurdly famous. Montag isn't much better, but with her excessive plastic surgery, terrible pop songs and dim-witted personality, she seems like more of a victim of fame than a perpetrator. To her credit, she's not taking Pratt's new literary project lying down.

"This is exactly why I left him," Montag tells TMZ. "Right now I'm looking into my legal options."

So if Heidi succeeds in shutting down Spencer's tell-all, what's next for Pratt? Maybe an art exhibit of his crayon drawings showing scenes from his relationship with Heidi? How about an album full of songs about Heidi? Or a Lifetime Original Movie about the divorce, in which he plays himself and Tori Spelling plays Heidi?

Or -- here's a shocking idea -- he could stop trying to destroy Heidi's reputation and try to actually do something meaningful with his life. But that probably wouldn't land him on the tabloid covers.

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Like This? Read These:
- Was Spencer Pratt's Marriage to Heidi Montag a Hoax?
- Heidi Montag Files for Divorce from Spencer Pratt
- Heidi Montag Drops Out of Reality Show
- Heidi Montag Files for Legal Separation

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