Links We Love: The Sperm Cookbook, Excel for Dating, Spring Fever & More

From a semen recipe book to a serial sperm donor, don't miss these love and sex must-reads from around the web.

What’s Up With the Penis Obsession?
We're pretty sure we missed the memo about the increased demand for products specialty designed for, um, down there. The Gloss dishes about Etsy's oddest offer -- a penis warmer -- and Buzzfeed chats about a one-of-a-kind recipe book where the main ingredient is -- you guessed it -- semen. Oy!

Fling These Men Out of Your Life This Spring
From the investment banker who sleeps with his Blackberry more than he sleeps with you to the dude who still lives with mom (yikes!) -- Gal Time defines the 10 types of men you should "spring clean" out of your life. Don't worry though, Tres Sugar gives tips on how to meet the right kinda guy before summer's heat wave.

The Man Who -- Kinda -- Makes Women’s Dreams Come True
If you aren't quite ready to settle down (or haven't found the right person), but you're ready to have a baby, you can either go to a sperm bank for thousands of dollars, or you can sleep with Ed Houben for free. That's right -- he's willingly (and happily, we're guessing) offering his highly-potent sperm to women who want to conceive at no cost. So far, he's fathered 82 kids. The Nerve reports.

How to Keep a Guy in 6 Dates
The first date is either totally awkward or feels like an interview, the second is squeezed in before the third (where we're supposed to seal the deal), and the fourth? Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves. It's hard enough going on a few dates, but one blogger at HowAboutWe explains how to go on six successful dates with the same person. (We didn't believe it could happen either!)

Excel for Dating Dummies
We're not sure if this is absolutely terrifying or totally brilliant: one guy on Match.com kept a pretty detailed record of his potential girlfriends-to-be. He ranked them on first impressions, number of messages and attractiveness in photos, and he color coordinated it…with a key! Wow. See the spreadsheet on The Luxury Spot. (PS: Here are some tips on the best online dating profile.)

The Easiest Way to Meet Guys Ever
It's not news that men are intimidated by a gaggle of dressed-to-the-nines girls standing in the corner of a club, but yet -- every weekend, we go out with four (or eight) of our best friends and hope to meet bachelors. Glamour's blogger has the best idea yet for snagging attention: you and one friend (yes, just one!) go to separate bars a block away from each other, see which bar has the hottest guys, then meet each other. Read how to do it here.

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