Stallone Not So Sly
Australian authorities are formally charging Sylvester Stallone with importing banned substances into the country after 48 vials of a human growth hormone were found in his things on a recent trip Down Under.
It was a messy experience for Rocky, who insisted at the time that it was all a big misunderstanding.
Okay, whatever. This will all be swept under the rug eventually, as the maximum fine Sly will pay is $22,000.
Pocket change for the suped-up star.
