Cut the Crap Pinterest! 10 DIYs We'll Never Do

You want me to make what, Pinterest?

Make Miniature Photo Albums No One Can See

Mini Photo Album Photo

heylormammy.deviantart.com

When you consider that the people most interested in seeing your old family photos will be your grandparents, this just seems cruel.

Crochet Your Own Bikini

Blue Crochet Bikini Photo

crochet-plaisir.over-blog.com

It takes a confident person to crochet their own clothing, but an even more confident one to jump into a body of water wearing it. (Tip for avoiding shrinkage: cotton is NOT your friend)

Build a Motorcycle Out of Disposable Lighter Parts

Mini Lighter Motorcycle Photo Mini Lighter Motorcycle Photo

dailyfailcenter.com

Only slightly less complicated than building an actual motorcycle.

Crochet and Illuminate a Bathroom Rug

Crochet Light Up Bath Rug Photo

brit.co

Pros: No more trouble finding the bathroom at night. Cons: You'll actually have to crochet a rug that lights up.

Build a Ship and Stick It In a Light Bulb

Ship in a Light Bulb Photo

joypng.com

Because building a ship in a regular sized bottle is child’s play.

Paint Your Washer and Dryer

Painted Washer Dryer Photo

alittleoffcolor.com

“Oh I can’t wait to paint my washer and dryer this weekend!” said nobody. Ever.

Make a Rubix Cube Dessert with Fruit

Rubix Cube Made of Fruit Photo

missflosochic.over-blog.com

Not only will you spend 4 hours on dessert, it’s a fruit dessert. We shudder.

DIY a Huge Pom Pom Necklace

Large Pom Necklace Photo

trinketsinbloom.com

Because you need a big furry ball around your neck.

Make a Bassinet Out of Watermelon

Watermelon Bassinet Photo

cutoutandkeep.net

Because that makes a lot of sense.

Crochet Some Cats

Crocheted Cat Afghan Photo

ravelry.com

Ignore this entire post and start Googling “how to crochet cat afghans.” Now.

Drew DiSabatino is a freelance writer for iVillage. Follow him on Twitter and Google+.

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