Make Miniature Photo Albums No One Can See
When you consider that the people most interested in seeing your old family photos will be your grandparents, this just seems cruel.
Crochet Your Own Bikini
It takes a confident person to crochet their own clothing, but an even more confident one to jump into a body of water wearing it. (Tip for avoiding shrinkage: cotton is NOT your friend)
Build a Motorcycle Out of Disposable Lighter Parts
Only slightly less complicated than building an actual motorcycle.
Crochet and Illuminate a Bathroom Rug
Pros: No more trouble finding the bathroom at night. Cons: You'll actually have to crochet a rug that lights up.
Build a Ship and Stick It In a Light Bulb
Because building a ship in a regular sized bottle is child’s play.
Paint Your Washer and Dryer
“Oh I can’t wait to paint my washer and dryer this weekend!” said nobody. Ever.
Make a Rubix Cube Dessert with Fruit
Not only will you spend 4 hours on dessert, it’s a fruit dessert. We shudder.
DIY a Huge Pom Pom Necklace
Because you need a big furry ball around your neck.
Make a Bassinet Out of Watermelon
Because that makes a lot of sense.
Crochet Some Cats
Ignore this entire post and start Googling “how to crochet cat afghans.” Now.
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