Stuff We Love: Halloween Costumes

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Josey Miller on Sep 29, 2005 at 4:02AM

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Duke It Out

a Josey Miller on Sep 29, 2005 at 4:02AM

A witch? An angel? A black cat? Yawn! Be the source of costume envy this year with garb that's funny, sexy or scary (as in pop-tart-gone-bad scary). What's more, you won't have to spend a severed arm and a leg.

If you plan to spend fright night on the prowl, you have an excuse to dress as provocatively as sexpot Jessica Simpson in her Daisy Duke getup: After all, she is the "virtuous" daughter of a preacher man. Just throw on a blonde wig and some boots made for walking. Then flirt like crazy with hot guys (Johnny Knoxville look-alikes?) to stir up some tabloid-esque controversy. Go with surefire pickup lines such as, "Excuse me, y'all, are buffalo wings really made from buffalo?" In fact, if the witches' brew is really flowing and you end up dancing on tables, just go ahead and tell him you're actually from Buffalo.
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